Ben (Jason Ritter) and Alan (Jake Sandvig) are misfit best friends incapable of growing up who have built a successful though larcenous business, posing as car valets, only to steal the vehicles instead of parking them. However, everything changes when they meet a twelve-year-old boy named Kelsey. Neglected by his mother, Kelsey is drawn to Ben and Alan and they to him - eventually, Kelsey becomes part mascot, part protege. His presence forces Alan and Ben to choose between a life of crime and fun (an extended childhood) and the opportunity to grow up and deal with the emotional consequences that come with it.